Raised by Rentals

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, a terrible sequel swims up and bites you in the @$$. But doesn't a movie about a mutated psychic super-shark bent on revenge sound awesome?!
For the 2nd part of our MIDSUMMER MONSTER MOVIE MATINEE, Vengeance rides shotgun as we imagine a killer alternate-reality version of JAWS: THE REVENGE!

A bizarre viral health-food trend, biotech corporations pulling the strings of politics, rampant influencer commercialism, and invasive product marketing that you can never seem to get out of your head? Yeah, 1985 was a wild time in America. But what if we were describing 2026? Join us for a taste test of our first-ever true improv remake, but we know you'll devour the whole episode because enough is never enough of THE STUFF!

R.I.P. Brightside. He was a successful, respected superhero, a ray of light in dark times who sadly met his end in a blaze of glory. Fortunately, there's a new crimefighter making his dazzling debut! But Brightside's archnemesis isn't happy, and she knows a secret that just might kill two heroes with one stone…
It's issue #2 of our SUPER SECRET IDENTITY TWO-IN-ONE SPECIAL! featuring the fallout that results from a TRANSFER OF POWER.

In World War II, the tides of victory shifted with the success of D-Day…not an invasion, but the arrival of the American super-soldier COLONEL D-DAY and his elite force of living weapons.
But what happens to war heroes when the war is over?
Tune in for the first episode in our SUPER SECRET IDENTITY TWO-IN-ONE SPECIAL! to find out what happens when an aging icon realizes that he's NOBODY'S HERO.

Once upon a time, Sarah wished for the Goblin King to take away her annoying baby brother…and immediately regretted it when her wish came true. Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, she fought her way to the castle beyond the Goblin City, took back the child, and learned an important lesson about growing up. But she shouldn't have taken for granted that everyone would live happily ever after, because things aren't always what they seem in the LABYRINTH.

Is there something the people in your life treat as normal and expected—but you just don’t give a $#!% about? For pop culture fans, it can be tough to admit when we don't like something everyone else takes for granted as awesome. So for the first RENTAL RANT of Season 5, it's high time for some hot takes…even if it stirs up an angry mob demanding to see our NERD CARDS REVOKED!

Arbor Day is a time to give back a little of nature's bountiful gifts by celebrating the earth and planting trees…but when the ground is sour, evil runs deep in the roots. Gather 'round the campfire with us for a tale of sylvan beauty blighted by the horror of an ARBOR DAY MASSACRE!

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered? For this episode, join us in the existential time loop of history repeating itself with a rare Bill Murray sequel: GROUNDHOG DAY 2!

In the 80s, when trading cards and silly novelty toys were all the rage, one fad captured the imagination--and the gag reflex--of kids like no other. So of course adapting it to a feature film would be a big hit…right? In this episode, we carefully traverse the trash-heaped back-alley switchbacks of memory lane to imagine THE GARBAGE PAIL KIDS MOVIE that should have been.

Attention, students! This Super Gushers special is Storytelling 101. Everyone take your seats and sharpen your pencils, because class is in session with your pals Unc and Jefe.